Magic Realm Convenience Store – Ch. 157
Heavy front feet, light hind feet (2)
Mongmong talked this much before looked up at me and added in a low
tone.
"I seem to have finally found it. Something called firm
resolve..."
So he says, but to be honest, it wasn’t a resolve I
particularly wanted to agree with. If I said I was moving shops, he would
undoubtedly follow given his personality, so there would be no reason for me to
stay here, right?
The same applies if he says he won't follow. The
outcome was clearly predictable.
Because there was precedent. This
was the same dog who had previously gone to propose a "final debate" to the
Black Wind Gang members who had turned violent due to gate influence, only to
nearly get finished without any debate. Still...
“Do you really have
to go that far?”
I should at least listen to what he has to say. I
also have a history of interrupting his story to pour out my emotions, which
made him feel more discouraged than necessary.
When I asked, Mongmong
nodded without hesitation and looked behind him.
The Jindo, Poodle,
Sapsaree, and Malamute. These four had somehow come outside the restroom and
were watching us. Their fur was uniformly matted, faces pale from hunger.
“...Sir
Jindo, he were a great help to me when I first settled in this park. He pointed
out several spots where sunlight shines well."
"Hmm...."
"Sir
Poodle always shared half of his food with me when this humble dog couldn't find
anything to eat. Sir Sapsaree and I bonded over our shared problem of fur
covering our eyes..."
Sir Malamute showed him how to make fluffy
cushion by layering several sheets of newspaper on top of each other, and he
said he had learned a lot. So much so that without their help, he would have
given up stray dog life long ago.
"I must repay the kindness I
received from them."
"Must repay?"
"That's right. It's not
that I want to repay it. I'm saying I must repay it. Only then can this dog
finally hold his head high beneath the night sky and before Boss.”
As
he spoke, he stared intently behind me. When I turned around, there were more
than a dozen Dobermans standing in a row on a distant lawn, looking in our
direction.
“So please watch over me, Boss. This humble dog will
finally settle things with those bastards.”
With that, Mongmong
passed between my legs to face the Black Wind Gang. Honestly, I don’t think
there’s any chance of a settlement. He would be lucky if he didn't end up as a
chew toy under their front paws, but...
“...Hey, Mongmong.”
“Please
speak, Boss.”
“I’m not gonna stop you this time, but just do me one
favor before you go.”
An idea had come to me. I didn’t know if it
would work, but things had worked out alright in the sewer, so maybe this would
too.
“What might that be?”
"Don't just start fighting
recklessly, try talking first. If words really fail, then you can kick or bite
ears all you want."
"That's... those guys are already as angry as
they can be..."
“Oh well, pretend you’re being fooled and give it a
try. We'll wait there for a bit."
There was a bench not far away
where we could watch what was happening. Taking Hana's hand, I led her there and
sat her down. Only then did she speak.
"Mister. Is Doggie going to
fight with othew doggies?"
Her tone suggested she couldn't understand
the situation itself, and honestly, neither could I. I came here to tell that
guy that the store was moving, but how did things end up like this?
"Seems
so."
“Noo. Doggie will get hurt weally bad..."
"He
probably won't get too hurt. Maybe."
That’s if things go the way I
hope. The Black Wind Gang members who were looking down at Mongmong from the top
of the grassy hill began to slowly approach him.
Jumping over a sign
that read 'Pedestrian Entry Prohibited,' the Black Wind Gang guys naturally
surrounded Doggy. Then, presumably the Black Gale himself stepped forward...
After
standing in front of Mongmong, he made a barking sound as if reciting
something.
“Woof. Woof.”
What's it saying?
At
the Black Wind Gang's barking, Mongmong lowered his head for a moment, then
raised it again and responded.
"...Of course I remember. You said if
I appeared before you again, you wouldn't let me off easily."
So that
bark just now must have meant something like ‘Didn’t I warn you already?’
After
that, dog barking sounds and Mongmong's voice continued to alternate as if in
conversation, but since I'm not fluent in both languages, I could only
indirectly infer the flow of their dialogue. So...
“Grrr....”
"I
remember that too. But don't you know! In this wretched and harsh world, we must
all join forces to survive—"
“Woof! Woof!”
“You’re
mistaken! There is not a single useless thing in this world! Just as you possess
sharp fangs and long legs, this humble dog has thick and fluffy fur that's
pleasant to stroke!"
“Woof?”
“Don’t pretend not to know. I
know what you went through at the campsite. Drawn by the smell of grilling meat,
you approached with pleading eyes, looking up at the tourists!”
Right
after Mongmong said this, the Black Wind Gang underlings surrounding him all
began to stir without exception. 'Hey, our leader was begging for meat without
telling us?' It must mean something like that.
"Woof! Grrr... Wharf!
Wharf!"
The Black Black Wind bastard seemed got hit on the head and
then approached Mongmong before bared his teeth while making a threatening
growl. However, Mongmong did not give in at all.
“However! Your
efforts bore no fruit! The girl grilling the meat cried because your teeth
looked too sharp! And her father came and drove you off with a kick!”
“Woof,
grrr....”
“That’s something you could’ve figured out with just a
little thought. I also followed the scent of that meat. Do you know what that
girl said to me then?”
“.......”
"Wow, little one, did you
come because you smelled the meat? That's what she said. This humble dog shared
that meat deliciously with others. It tasted exquisite."
I wondered
what on earth I was listening to, but having exchanged words with Mongmong a few
times before, I could somewhat infer the flow of conversation. First of
all...
Dobermans look quite frightening. Even the leashed ones on the
street are intimidating, let alone ones roaming around in packs without
collars.
On the other hand, Pomeranians and Poodles are top class in
terms of preference for pets. Malamutes are also quite popular despite their fur
issues, and Sapsarees and Jindo are eternal companions to elderly folks in the
countryside.
I think this is what Mongmong is arguing about now. To
summarize in one sentence, 'You guys have no choice but to rummage through the
trash, but we can go and ask for it ourselves and receive it. Because we’re
cute. Aren't you jealous?'
"I'm saying that you lost your huggability
and fur in exchange for that grip strength and jumping power. Look at those
teeth, those claws. What tourist would find you cute and hand over meat without
hesitation?"
“Grrr....”
"Now I understand why you hate us
so much, Black Black Wind."
“.......”
The hostile
atmosphere faded, and Black Black Wind seemed to be actually listening to
Mongmong now.
I didn't expect this outcome when I suggested a
conversation, but things seem to be going well. Now if Mongmong could just speak
a little better...
“You... you were jealous of our fur, weren’t you?
As a short-haired large breed, the only way for you to live in this city was to
push others down. But you can’t just grow a fur like ours—”
Isn't
that completely missing the point?
I figured the conversation would
derail at this point, but it seems that Black Black Wind took Mongmong's words
completely differently. As if his tail had been stepped on, Black Black Wind
barked with unmatched ferocity.
"Woof! Woof, woof! Woof!!"
He
struck Mongmong across the face with a raised paw, then bit into his torso and
flung him aside. Mongmong, who tumbled a couple of times on the ground and lay
flat, cried out with a voice full of indignation.
"Kaeng! No, why on
earth!!"
I think I understand the reason too. It reminds me of when I
teased a guy with thin hair by calling him bald in high school. I can't say it's
exactly the same, but...
"Woof! Wharf, wharf!"
"Grrrr!!
Wharf!"
"Woof! Woof!"
Judging by how the Black Wind Gang
members' eyes bulged as they barked at once, it seems that mentioning their lack
of fur, even if not exactly calling them bald, is an insult comparable to a
severe curse. baldness.
"Awoooo—!!"
"Awooo—!"
The Black Black Wind looked up at the sky and
howled then joined by the other dogs. About four of them rushed to Mongmong and
crushed his body with their front paws.
The remaining ten or so
dashed into the men’s bathroom, and shortly afterward, they dragged out the
other four dogs by their necks and tails.
"Kiing... kiing,
keuung...!"
"Kuung! Kuung!"
"Stop... stop, cease this!
This matter has nothing to do with them!"
The pinned Mongmong pleaded
pitifully, but the enraged gang members weren't listening. At this point, Hana
tugged firmly at my collar and asked.
"Mister, mister. Did Doggie's
talk not go well?"
"Seems so..."
"He might get huwt like
that!"
“…Wait a bit, Hana.”
I never expected things to
resolve easily, but I never dreamed that it would turn into such a mess. But
jumping in recklessly without any prep would be too dangerous....
After
thinking very briefly, I searched for and downloaded an app on my phone. While
waiting for the installation to complete, the situation was becoming an even
bigger mess.
“Woof! Woof!”
"N- No, don't! Sir Sapsaree is
at an age where even shedding fur is difficult! Take my fur instead...!"
“Woof, woof, woof! Woof!”
"Cease this. I’m begging you! I
said stop! Please…!”
The four Black Wind Wind lackeys were
relentlessly pinning down Mongmong’s torso, tail, and legs as he struggled,
while two others had Sapsaree by the scruff of the neck and dragged him right in
front of Mongmong’s eyes.
Then they pressed down on it in the same
way. It felt like they were saying: 'Others are suffering because of your
presumptuous behavior, it's all your fault—'
"What a truly dog shit
situation."
It's my fault for telling him to talk. Well, it wouldn't
be an easy thing to do anyway...
As I looked at my phone, a message
appeared saying that the downloaded application had been installed. Just as I
launched it and was about to select options.
"I... said stop...!"
A
sudden wave of dizziness hit me. I looked up at Mongmong and saw something
shimmering near Mongmong. To be exact, near the dog's mouth.
“I told
you to STOP!!”
With this shout, the Black Wind strays simultaneously
'froze.'
In this situation, if told to stop, they would normally take
their pressing front paws off or release the nape they were biting, right?
But
no. They froze while still in the position where they were pressing down on
their front paw and biting the nape. Mongmong, who actually caused this, seemed
completely unaware of the situation and just kept shouting whatever came to
mind.
"Get these paws off us and let go of our nape too!!”
At
this shout, the Black Wind Gang guys removed their front paws with military
precision and relaxed the grip of their mouths that had been biting necks.
Finally free, Mongmong stood up on all fours, shook the dust off his fur, and
continued shouting.
"This humble dog can't stand this anymore. All of
you listen carefully!!"
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