I Gained a Gallery in the Wild - Eps 21 Owlbear (2)
Any animal, no matter what kind, is cute when it's young.
There's even a saying that they survive by winning sympathy through
that cuteness.
No matter how ferocious an animal might be, most tend
to radiate an irresistibly cute charm when they're young.
"Kyu?"
Just
like the baby Owlbear in front of me right now.
It just tilted its
head slightly, but it sent a massive impact to my heart.
If I were to
describe the baby Owlbear, it would be exactly like this.
Imagine a
fluffy ball of fur, wide-eyed, staring straight at you.
While adult
Owlbears have terrifying faces, this one looked downright gentle.
But
this is the wild. Even a baby Owlbear would struggle to survive here alone.
So
what should I do now?
"Chuchuchu, chuchu. Come here."
"Kyuu."
What
else? I just want to pet it.
As I waved my hand, the Owlbear tilted
its head and slowly approached.
Then it buried its nose in my hand
and started sniffing. It's the instinct typical of beasts.
While
Owlbear sniffed, I slowly moved my other hand.
Swish— Swish—
Swish—
“Kyuung?”
The head-patting that only hands can do,
something four-legged animals could never experience.
The baby
Owlbear looked at me with wide-open eyes, experiencing a sensation it had never
felt before.
Those perfectly round eyes, and the hair that stood out
on top of its head like an owl.
How could such an adorable creature
exist? And since it was only the size of a medium dog, it wasn’t particularly
threatening.
“Grrrr. Grrrr.”
Seemingly enjoying my touch,
the Owlbear closed its eyes and made a strange sound.
I diligently
patted the little one's head and quietly went into the gallery.
Title:
Baby Owl Bear Found
Author: WildGrills
(Baby Owl Bear
photo)
(Baby Owl Bear photo)
(Video of petting baby
Owlbear)
(Video of baby Owlbear smiling)
I killed its
mother and came out, then found this little one. It's so damn cute.
ㄴ
So cute lolol
ㄴ Look at how fluffy the fur is
ㄴ
Definitely different from the adults ;;
ㄴ You killed its mom? You're
such a bad person.
ㄴ Orphan Maker (。Ó﹏Ò。)
ㄴ Orphan
Maker lmfaoooo
ㄴ lmfaoo
ㄴ lmfaoo
ㄴ Grills.
You’re an orphan too, did you really have to make another one?
ㄴ
WildGrills) Its mom tried to kill me, and I need to survive too (ᵕ•_•)
ㄴ
Well, survival comes first lolz
ㄴ HeavenlyDemon) Truly adorable. I’d
love to hold that little fluffball.
ㄴ ChaengguPrincess) Right? Just
like me~
ㄴ HeavenlyDemon)?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ
HeavenlyDemon) What the fuck. If you got a problem, let's fight it ouy.
ㄴ
HeavenlyDemon) Disrespectful one. I want to hug thou until thou burst.
ㄴ
DontAbandonTheHero) 3-hour ban!
ㄴ WildGrills) ??? No. Why?
ㄴ
DontAbandonTheHero) Cuteness requires at least 10 photos and 3 videos!
ㄴ
WildGrills) Since when was that a rule? (°ㅁ°)
ㄴ Don't throw away
the dragon) I just made it!
ㄴ WildGrills) Master?
ㄴ Mod
abuse (;;;*_*)
ㄴ Tyranny!
ㄴ lmaoooo
ㄴ
lololololol
ㄴ Then can I post my face? I'm cute lol
ㄴ
Don't throw away the dragon) Posts that induce disgust are banned!
ㄴ
lmfaoooo
ㄴ lmaooo
ㄴ Look how firm they are lololol
Most
praised the baby Owlbear.
Well, it's not strange to feel your heart
melt when you see a fluffy creature like this.
But the wild is always
cruel. I came across one comment.
ㄴ What's the point of it being
cute? You'll have to kill it anyway
ㄴ Why kill something so
adorable?
ㄴ Woo. Trash!
ㄴ No, fuck. Are you going to
raise it then? When it gets hungry, it'll eat Grills first?
ㄴ Oh I
heard about this. A nobleman who raised an Owl Bear went on a short vacation and
got eaten when he returned
ㄴ (ó﹏ò。) Can you even raise one?
ㄴ
Feed it well and you'll get loyalty. Don't feed it and you become the meal
lol
ㄴ lmao
ㄴ And it’s wild. How are you going to raise
it?
ㄴ Does it really have to die? It’s too cute.
ㄴ From
its small size, it looks like it’s just born.
I looked at Owlbear
after reading those comment.
It was rubbing its face, seemingly
enjoying my touch.
Just looking at it melted my irritation, but wild
animals are wild animals.
Especially Owlbears, whose eating habits
are notoriously bad and sometimes even eating their owners.
"Kyuuung.
Kyuuung."
This adorable little thing? I looked at it with a heavy
heart.
To be coldly honest, it would be best if I killed it myself
to avoid any consequences.
Someone might ask ‘Can't you raise it?’
but I can barely feed myself.
If even wealthy nobles struggle to
raise them, what about me?
'It's even difficult to acquire one at
the auction house.'
If it were that simple, I'd have bought one
already.
It’s disappointing, but it can’t be helped. But killing it
still feels uncomfortable.
Maybe releasing it back to the wild is
better. I made my decision.
ㄴ WildGrills) Gonna release it to the
wild. I can barely feed myself
ㄴ Don't you have any sense of
responsibility?
ㄴ WildGrills) Fuck, its mother tried to kill me.
What responsibility?
ㄴ That's a fair point.
ㄴ Quick
agreement lolol
ㄴ You could buy meat from the auction house. Grills,
aren't you rich?
ㄴ WildGrills) If that was the case, I would have
bought it and eaten it a long time ago.
ㄴ No ;; You're loaded. Can't
you afford to feed one baby?
ㄴ WildGrills) That's exactly why I
shouldn't raise it ;; I'm saving money for emergencies
ㄴ How much
money do you have?
Let's see. How much money do I have?
I
got a lot of money from AllFather last time, so I'm pretty comfortable
financially.
But raising an animal costs a huge amount of money.
Especially when it's not a dog or cat, but a 'bear' with a build
like a mountain.
Even as a cub, its appetite won't be changing
anytime soon.
ㄴ WildGrills) I have a lot, but investing in this
might be a bit...
ㄴ Are you an idiot? You could take the Owlbear
around like a bodyguard.
ㄴ WildGrills) What are you talking
about?
ㄴ You know how strong Owlbears are, right? Once it grows up,
there’s nothing more reliable. Just treat it like a bodyguard and take it with
you.
ㄴ That's... actually convincing!
ㄴ Ngl, that's
really not a bad idea?
ㄴ Raising it might actually be better.
Those
comments were surprisingly persuasive. I looked at the Owlbear again.
This cute ball of fluff will grow into that fearsome monster.
Plus, as long as you meet its appetite, its loyalty will be
incredibly high.
'...And I’m also lonely.'
There's the
gallery, but it can't compare to interacting with a living creatures.
I met the Owlbear's gaze staring at me with curious eyes.
It
really doesn't seem like such a bad choice to use it as a bodyguard.
If
money gets tight, I can always sell Mandrakes or hunt Golden Frogs.
'But what does it even eat?'
Bears are omnivores that
even eat rotten carcasses. But this is an Owlbear.
I wrote a post on
the gallery to find out Owlbear's diet.
Title: What does Owlbear
eat?
Author: WildGrills
Title says it all
ㄴ
Probably eats anything?
ㄴ Just like the comment above. Think of
their diet as identical to bears
ㄴ WildGrills) Do they like
honey?
ㄴ They'll fucking love it lololol
Alright, then
I’ll give it a try.
I went into the auction and looked for honey.
I
made sure to carefully read the reviews too.
Apparently it's from a
family that's been beekeeping for three generations. Their prestige is something
else.
ㄴ How do you even know that’s real honey?
ㄴ (Photo
of a swollen face from being stung by a bee)
ㄴ Ah, yes (ᵕ—ᴗ—) I'll
take two bottles.
ㄴ That's some solid certification lol
Something
like that. Thanks to this, I could purchase without any worries.
After buying the honey, I also bought a large spoon. A wooden
spoon.
I then scooped some honey with the spoon and offered it to the
baby Owlbear.
"Kyuu?"
"Try it. It's delicious."
"Sniff,
sniff. Sniff."
The baby Owlbear was cautious, as if seeing honey for
the first time.
The honey dripping from the spoon felt really
wasteful.
Still, perhaps due to its developed sense of smell, it
soon opened its mouth wide.
"Yam."
"Is it delicious?"
"...."
The
one who took a bite of honey hesitated for a moment.
"Kyuuuuu!"
"Wha-
What?"
"Kyuaaaaa!"
It started devouring the honey
frantically while making bizarre sounds.
I was so surprised that I
put the bottle on the floor and took a few steps back.
"Chap, chap,
chap, chap!"
“….”
Damn, it's eating with serious gusto.
It's
even fascinating how a short beak can extend such a long tongue.
The
baby Owlbear was completely absorbed in the sweet taste of honey it was
experiencing for the first time.
I didn’t even get a bite. If I had
known, I would’ve had a taste too.
Anyway, glad it seems to enjoy it.
It'll take some time to finish all that.
'What should I name it?'
This
creature I'm raising for my survival and peace of mind.
I've never
kept a pet, but I know naming is important.
‘Since it’s a fluffy
ball of fur... Fluffy?’
Am I being too casual? But there's no name
more fitting than this.
It feels like asking the gallery to name it
would... not work out well.
They would come up with the most
ridiculous things imaginable.
"Fluffy."
"Chap, chap,
chap!"
"Fluffy?"
"Chap, chap, chap!"
I guess
it’s not looking at me because it’s eating honey?
Well. I've named
it, so I'll make it recognize the name slowly.
First, gotta post a
pic. How can I resist sharing this cuteness?
Title: Named it
Author:
WildGrills
(Photo of baby Owlbear eating honey)
The name
is Fluffy. Named it because its fur is fluffy (boksul-boksul). I accept no
objections.
ㄴ That name has zero effort lolol
ㄴ How is
this different from naming a dog ‘Brownie’? lolol
ㄴ fr lol
ㄴ
WildGrills) Then try naming it lol
ㄴ HeavenlyDemon) How about Round
Fluff, based on the roundness of its fur?
ㄴ WildGrills) Teacher (
°ヮ° ) ?
ㄴ Spoken like a true boomer lolol
ㄴ Round
Fluff’s actually kinda cool. Wonmo it is!
ㄴ From now on your name’s
Round Fluff lol
ㄴ SwordMaster) Fluffy isn't bad either? It's cute
too
ㄴ WildGrills) Got nothing else?
ㄴ SwordMaster) Is it
female or male?
ㄴ WildGrills) One second.
The second I
read that, I carefully moved behind the Owlbear.
Then I lowered my
head and saw two round eggs come into view.
Anyone could tell it's
male. There's no more definitive way to determine this.
ㄴ
WildGrills) It's male.
ㄴ SwordMaster) Alexander the Second. How is
it? Cool, right?
ㄴ WildGrills) (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
ㄴ Isn't that a
general's name?
ㄴ yeye it's the name of a Messiah commander lol
ㄴ
If it were female, would've been Alexandria lmao
ㄴ ChaengguPrincess)
How about Naldo?
ㄴ Who’s Naldo?
ㄴ Than one football
player from Chae-U.
ㄴ Princess Chaenggu) Busted lol
ㄴ
What’s there to bust lolol
ㄴ Look how shameless lol
ㄴ
LongLiveTheSun) Sultan is the way to go. He clearly has the face of a future
king.
ㄴ Based on what? That pig?
ㄴ LongLiveTheSun) Pigs
are actually one of the faces of royalty.
ㄴ Really?
ㄴ
LongLiveTheSun) Yeye, just like my son Geom (D: Dunno if it’s a joke or actual
name.)
ㄴ Why bringing up your son lolol
Look at this. All
sorts of hybrid names are popping up.
If I asked the gallery for
suggestions, I might as well just call it Fluffy myself.
But it looks
like the gallery isn’t having it.
ㄴ With so many names, we should
decide by vote
ㄴ Fluffy, Round Fluff, Alexander, Naldo, Sultan,
these 5?
ㄴ Anyone want to add more? If not, posting right away.
ㄴ
Isn't it better for Grills to post?
ㄴ No, no. He'll definitely
choose Fluffy.
ㄴ WildGrills) ??? I’m the owner, why are you all
deciding it?
This is ridiculous. I'm the one who decided to raise it,
so why are they naming it as they please?
But who are the gallery
users? They’re the kind of people who don’t listen to anyone.
Naturally,
my opinion was ignored completely as the voting began.
Title: Baby
Owlbear name voting
1. Fulffy: 1%
2. Round Fluff: 39%
3.
Alexander: 21%
4. Naldo: 19%
5. Sultan: 20%
The
majority vote decided on Round Fluff! Ding ding ding!
ㄴ
HeavenlyDemon) It seems everyone has good taste. How satisfying.
ㄴ
SwordMaster) No. Why did he become Round Fluff? That country-bumpkin name?
ㄴ
ChaenggungPrincess) I cannot accept this~.
ㄴ LongLiveTheSun) What a
shame. He had the appearance of a king.
ㄴ WildGrills) No. But it's
my pet? Why are you guys deciding this? ;;
ㄴ HeavenlyDemon) If thou
dislike it, thou may choose whatever name thou wish. This One respects thy
opinion.
ㄴ I can feel the disappointment in that comment ;;
ㄴ
Grills. Are you going to refuse when the elder asks you like this?
ㄴ If you refuse, you're seriously a bad guy.
ㄴ
WildGrills) (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
What a pain in the ass.
Now, I
have no choice but to stick with Round Fluff.
Plus, HeavenlyDemon has
helped me so many times that it's hard to refuse.
I rubbed my face
and sighed. Who cares what the gallery says.
'Still, the name Round
Fluff isn't so bad... right?'
Round Fluff.
It’s a name
that sounds like it would come from a rural village in the old days.
It
sounds not just rustic but even naive.
'At least it's not Rock
Hard.' (D: I’m not sure lol. 돌쇠)
Hmm. Maybe Dolsoe would've been
better. Who knows.
I looked at the baby Owlbear still eating honey,
now Round Fluff, and quietly opened my mouth.
"Round Fluff."
"Kyu?"
No.
You didn't raise your head before.
Why did you raise your head now
when I say ‘Round Fluff’?
I stared at the baby Owlbear, Round Fluff,
with a dumbfounded expression.
The more I looked at those round eyes,
the more my heart felt at ease.
'Ah, whatever.'
I walked
closer to him. Honey dripped from his beak.
Gently patting his head,
I made sure to firmly imprint the name.
"From now on, your name is
Round Fluff. Got it?"
"Kyu!"
He smiled brightly as if it
liked it.
Why?
*****
Meanwhile, around the
same time.
"Huhu."
HeavenlyDemon Yoo Sowol with
satisfaction.
The name she gave, Round Fluff, became the baby
Owlbear's name.
The gallery was already clamoring for Round Fluff's
photo.
It means Round Fluff's influence is that strong. What could be
more satisfying than this?
'Gaining such strong response in the
gallery. Grills must be pleased too.'
If Grills had heard it, he
would’ve been frothing at the mouth.

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